We named our party play list daddy issues
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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