Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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