one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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