Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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