you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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