Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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