he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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