I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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