Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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