im gay
i know
yea but for you.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Less talking, more tequila
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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