I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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