how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Green mimosas i think yes
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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