R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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