are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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