I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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