absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My vagina just clenched in fear
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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