That's intense
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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