in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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