I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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