Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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