I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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There r osticjed everywhere
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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