Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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