i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we're making bets on your personal life
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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