is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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