I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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