is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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