Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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