so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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