I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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