I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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