So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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