If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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