Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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