i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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