So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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