We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
