i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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