You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize