i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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