you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just google imaged poop.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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