Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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