In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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