I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
