Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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