I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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