dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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