no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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