I CAN MOONWALK!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
