singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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