KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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