its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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