She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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