We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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