I must be too annoying 4 u.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
