I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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