I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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